Daily Create: A cynic’s version

For today’s daily create, I had to write a smart alec’s version of a haiku. I hadn’t done a haiku in years, and decided to make a joke about how outdated it feels. Of course, the joke is on me, as I had to write in cursive just a while ago for the GRE test. But never again!

 

I’ve not done haikus

Since elementary school

What’s next, some cursive?