Commie?

I think some left-coast reporter has been casting aspersions on my character:

I suspect this is a deliberate misreading. As we all know, CCCP = Come Celebrate Christmas, People! There is nothing more American than that. The symbol represents the tools used by the elves in Santa’s sweatshop. Christmas is a time when all good Americans engage in the ritual retail celebration of sacrificing their hard-earned wealth in honor of corporations large and small, for their wisdom and benevolence. There’s nothing communistic or conspiratorial about the hoodie.

We do not support such things in Noir106. In the immortal words of Col. Ripper:

Amen.